Swine flu?

guess what guys.... i've just heard of a shocking news on the way back from Uni just now....

SWINE FLU IS CONFIRMED IN MALAYSIA NO JOKE~!

some guy has just been confirmed to have the A1N1 virus about 2 hours ago....

the guy just came back from USA 2 days ago and felt like he was sick.... so he went to the hospital and yes it was confirmed....

GG AHAHAHA we're all gonna die yay =D

Check this out

i came across this weird yet interesting law joke.... have fun~!

Disorder in the Courts


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts , and are things people actually said in court ,word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I , Cathy?'

ATTORNEY:And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No , I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect
your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect yourá memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

áWITNESS:á Are you shitting me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor , I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

áATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No , this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS:The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor , before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So , then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure , Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see , but could the patient have still been alive , nevertheless?

áWITNESS: Yes , it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

A song dear to me....

today i literally almost cried when i re-played this song....

really would like to put it up here in blogger like others do and let me play as people surf my blog yet i don't know how.... (someone please help?)

somehow i don't see the point of uploading the music for you guys to download.... i want it played....

haih.... since i can't do much for now.... i'll upload a youtube video on it.... ignore the video.... just listen to the song.... (seriously ignore the video, this guy used the song for his video but it has totally no relation) (i'd suggest letting it play while you continue reading or do something else)(ignore the VIDEO!)



i don't know why who where how or what but this song is so dear to me....

everytime i listen to the song it touches the deepest parts of my feelings.... and uncontrollably.... tears....

hope you guys enjoy this song just as much as i do.... if i can upload the song to blogger like how the other are doing and it plays everytime someone opens my blog.... it'll be crazy for me as it'll be a solid reason for me to open up my blog again....

yet i'll have to endure pain and tears each time i open it....

someone please help.... even when i play the song on my head i feel something....

thanks guys in advance....

haih it became an emo post....

oh my god

SIDE NOTE: gosh its hard to get used to typing with short fingernail -.-

guess what.... today after playing ping pong.... i was walking towards the car park.... and i paid RM10 for a RM2 parking ticket cause i gave Teck Wei my change....

GUESS WHAT~! BLARDY MACHINE SPIT OUT 50 cent coins WTF!

best part was.... i took all.... and started counting the coins in my hand....

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10...

then i paused.... looked at my hand with more coins that i haven't counted yet.... and wondered.... WTF how come the machine give me back more than RM10 when i paid RM10 for RM2 ticket? then i walk back to the machine to see if something was wrong.... yet there was nothing wrong....

then to confirm my surprise.... i counted the coins again.... and went...

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16!

OMG 16!? then it struck my mind.... WTF I'm counting 50 cent coins! LOL WTF i laughed at myself for quite some time before i came back to my senses.... thankfully i didn't laugh till i was rolling on the floor LOL....

by the way.... been playing ping pong recently....



been havin lots of fun =D

and guess what.... let me ask you something....

whats Brandon doing to his food these days.... he's avoiding them.... trying his best to distract himself with something else to prevent himself from eating.... see.... all those laughters we had on you had positive effects after all =P

guess what Brandon did to the his fork recently....

this~!



and another.... few weeks ago.... when i was parking my car in Monash Car park.... i saw a few students laughing away beside a car.... i was amazed by their random-ness for laughing without a reason until i saw this



i had a shock of my life and immediately after finding a parking for my car.... i ran like an idiot to the OMG car.... and found this on the car....



yes la people these days.... =D

(omg i love blogging ^^)(miss it soooo much)

Some random and cool stuff

*crap.... blogger doesn't allow me to upload GIF files.... anyone has any idea how to?*

as a temporary solution.... get it here.... its a very small file.... very funny =D

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=8a24f642517ad8d70dec85adfe0a530ae04e75f6e8ebb871

and guys check this one out.... quite funny

Malaysia rocks~!

Yknow what?

I've decided to continue blogging.... y'know its kinda sad not having something to do everytime i open Mozilla Firefox (as i open it the moment i switch on my computer, and always find myseld stuck there not knowing what to do)....

well well.... so thats the so called good part..... but come on.... today's i forgot who's birthday so its a public holiday.... its a holiday.... holiday....

on holidays, we're supposed to:

1) relax
2) relax
3) relax
4) relax
5) have i said relax?

okay that rule is broken.... and twisted at the same time.... but yeah live with it.... so yeah expect one soon.... but i'm twisted and broken anyways.... so i'm off for a "holiday".... for like what.... 24 hours? gosh.... my holidays are sad....

anyway.... just to keep you hungry bas****s going.... okay i dunno where that came from.... here's some fun stuff....





and here's some OMG WTF CASE pictures....





omg i feel so random right now.... lets post some optical illusions pictures.... have fun~















and here's a damn cool painting....



who needs a watch.... when you have this....



now now.... i know i know.... now you guys really wanna go.... OMG WTF.... so why not do it in style.... like this....



wait.... i forgot.... we should really pity those who can't speak.... let me give them a moment of silence.... or.... why not use this....



i'll leave the meaning of that to your imagination.... (though i'm sure you can already guess it)

NOW FOR VIDEOS WOOHOO.... everyone gimme a 5.... okay thats so random....