This rocks~!

(Credits to Cherly)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

A random after bath ss session~

today, after bathing, i was infected by some super randomness disease and starting toying with my hair.... =P

this is my original hair after bathing....



and after looking super stupid multiple times, i decided to grab my phone and take a few pics on how weird i am =D





oh some kind of life i have....

talking about that.... I do have 1 special picture of Rohit's surprise birthday that deserves special attention....



thats the result of taking the picture WHILE brandon's camera flash was flashing for that split second!.... wow! somebody praise me please =P

oh just for fun's sake.... let me show you my Physics lecturer's picture.... (super small)



(Shem was begging for his forgiveness by kneeling on the floor) =P

talking about stupid stuffs....

last Saturday, my parents and I went to Kenny Rogers in Subang Parade.... all because my mum won this thing that gives us free Kenny Rogers every week once for 1 year! =D

my mum has been having it for lunch a few times already.... so we went to eat this time.... and she was already sick of it (sorry Kenny Rogers but thats what happens when one eats a certain food too often).... so my dad and i ordered our meals.... and my mum went to NANDO'S and packed their food -.-.... to my surprise, my mum took the food, entered Kenny Rogers and starting eating there.... i went OMG? -.-

worst of all, because it was a free meal.... we walked out without any bill.... felt so weird to eat and eat and eat and then just walk out of the shop -.-

on a separate side note, I heard a shocking news on Saturday night around 10pm.... the Official International English Association (or something like that) has added a new word to the dictionary.... guess what it is....

its.... its.... its.... GANK!

i immediately went WTF!? the word means thievery (to steal), to show disrespect, or fake crack cocaine....

i couldn't believe it.... so i went to check and i found this....

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gank

and yes although its unbelievable.... they just added the word to the official English language... yes la -.-

and also.... i got stuck to this song by Adam Lambert the runner-up of the American Idol Season 8.... I've been listening to Kris Allen(Idol)'s version of no boundaries and lived with it.... until i suddenly stumbled upon Adam's version of it and went WTH? so awesome!

A fun day at work~!

guess what.... my aunts owns a medical supplies shop.... and they had to go to KL for business today.... so the group of my 2 cousins and I went to open the shop and man it for the day....

well you might say yeah yeah boring~!

but guess what.... who told you that manning medical supplies shop is boring....

here's how it started, my cousin's boyfriend came later.... and he started playing with the electrical wheelchair that has a hon attached to it.... and we started playing parking scenarios....

watch =D....

thats her boyfriend there who wanted to go in.... and my cousin brother (her bro) who took the parking....






allow me to explain.... initially her boyfriend signaled to enter the parking.... wanting to do a reverse parking.... he went ahead.... this bastard (for this scenario)(my cousin) snatched the parking.... my cousin's boyfriend honned (past tense for hon lol) and they started doing rubbish....

then came.... another idea.... where they were doing a civilian/car collision.... have fun...



then, later they had this crazy idea and started taking medical supplies and act as dota heroes.... one of which we took down in a video of the hero Furion the Prophet doing teleportation.... my god.... wth? lol (wonders of pausing video taking)



working in my aunt's shop rocks =D lol

Swine flu?

guess what guys.... i've just heard of a shocking news on the way back from Uni just now....

SWINE FLU IS CONFIRMED IN MALAYSIA NO JOKE~!

some guy has just been confirmed to have the A1N1 virus about 2 hours ago....

the guy just came back from USA 2 days ago and felt like he was sick.... so he went to the hospital and yes it was confirmed....

GG AHAHAHA we're all gonna die yay =D

Check this out

i came across this weird yet interesting law joke.... have fun~!

Disorder in the Courts


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts , and are things people actually said in court ,word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I , Cathy?'

ATTORNEY:And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No , I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect
your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect yourá memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

áWITNESS:á Are you shitting me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor , I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

áATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No , this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS:The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor , before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So , then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure , Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see , but could the patient have still been alive , nevertheless?

áWITNESS: Yes , it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

A song dear to me....

today i literally almost cried when i re-played this song....

really would like to put it up here in blogger like others do and let me play as people surf my blog yet i don't know how.... (someone please help?)

somehow i don't see the point of uploading the music for you guys to download.... i want it played....

haih.... since i can't do much for now.... i'll upload a youtube video on it.... ignore the video.... just listen to the song.... (seriously ignore the video, this guy used the song for his video but it has totally no relation) (i'd suggest letting it play while you continue reading or do something else)(ignore the VIDEO!)



i don't know why who where how or what but this song is so dear to me....

everytime i listen to the song it touches the deepest parts of my feelings.... and uncontrollably.... tears....

hope you guys enjoy this song just as much as i do.... if i can upload the song to blogger like how the other are doing and it plays everytime someone opens my blog.... it'll be crazy for me as it'll be a solid reason for me to open up my blog again....

yet i'll have to endure pain and tears each time i open it....

someone please help.... even when i play the song on my head i feel something....

thanks guys in advance....

haih it became an emo post....